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On "My Super Sweet 16" when the girl gets mad that daddy bought her the wrong car. ↘
Bitch, I don’t even have a bike.
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That awkward moment when you say something really deep:
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?
Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
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Your blog has now been signed by Josh Hutcherson
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